March 2012
Sibling Relationships Over Facebook
Kalli: How's the bio studying going?
Clay: I'm not doing it
Kalli: Why not?
Clay: I don't know.
Kalli: Do you think that's a responsible thing to do? Are you confident?
Clay: No, I'm just gonna study in bed till I fall asleep. So goodnight, have a good time in college, loser.
Kalli: Oh yeah, well I have a tv in my room.
ihopericksantorum:
I hope Rick Santorum’s wife back seat drives and always yells “WATCH OUT!”
ihopericksantorum:
I hope Rick Santorum is running late for work and waiting on his only clean clothes to dry then checks the dryer and finds that his clothes are still wet.
ihopericksantorum:
I hope Rick Santorum has spinach in his teeth and no one tells him.
I Hope Rick Santorum (best thing ever) →
February 2012
It’s Leap Day and free cookie day at Subway. Just to let you know.
Kalli: Luke, I need you to kill some spiders.
Sam: Did I hear you need a spider killer?
Kalli: Yupp.
Luke: Sam, it's time. Lets go kill those muthafuckahs.
Sam: Onward!
Just watching the preview for Titanic makes me cry a little.
So who, in their right mind, is going to see this movie again, in 3D?
No one, that’s who.
GOOD NEWS.
just super good all around.
Can I just say how incredibly happy I am that the media and people like Jon Stewart and Stephen Colbert are finally pointing out that the only people congress is interviewing about women’s reproductive health and the issue of birth control are middle-aged white men?
I wish what I said in my regular discussion sections was as well received and popular as what I say in my online discussion section.
I would have so many friends.
I have to go to the doctor by myself tomorrow. I’ve never done that before. I’ve never even been to the dentist by myself. I’m pretty nervous.
BUT ALSO MAYBE SOMEONE CAN TELL ME WHAT’S GOING ON WITH MY STOMACH.
I probably have an ulcer though. Or a lactose allergy.
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ntierney:
In 1933, renowned author F. Scott Fitzgerald ended a letter to his 11-year-old daughter, Scottie, with a list of things to worry about, not worry about, and simply think about
i like the part about bugs.
Clay and I are so bored that we’re watching breaking dawn part 1.
It’s gonna be a fun night.
Maya Rudolph is hosting SNL. And the sleigh bells are playing. Any one else find that ironic?
Pretty sure my stomach and large intestine are having some kind of ultimate battle, and the only one who’s taking the punches is me.
Either that or I’m lactose intolerant. It seems too early to tell.
It turns out that I was up at 3 am last night. And I forgot to listen to Erik’s radio show.
That feels worse then the 12 hour stomach flu I just conquered.
HONEST TO GOD. this is the best i’ve felt in madison in a really long time. so much renewed fig love. trager says we’re getting a house junior year. it’s been settled. and we’re gonna take a bill cronon class next semester. those guys are the best. i miss hugging beth and trager and matt and hannah and erik and erin and spencer and colin and maddie and bridget. i miss their...
Erik: There's a fig shaped hole in my heart.
Kalli: Aww buddy, I know.
Thanks Professor Johnson for including the citations for all of the class readings in your syllabus, and then forcing us to create a works cited page of the class readings we used in our paper.
Real cool. Saved me tons of time. I would be willing to bet, however, that about 90% of the class won’t realize this, and then complain tomorrow while handing in their papers that they had to search...
