February 2012
Kalli: Luke, I need you to kill some spiders.
Sam: Did I hear you need a spider killer?
Kalli: Yupp.
Luke: Sam, it's time. Lets go kill those muthafuckahs.
Sam: Onward!
Just watching the preview for Titanic makes me cry a little.
So who, in their right mind, is going to see this movie again, in 3D?
No one, that’s who.
GOOD NEWS.
just super good all around.
Can I just say how incredibly happy I am that the media and people like Jon Stewart and Stephen Colbert are finally pointing out that the only people congress is interviewing about women’s reproductive health and the issue of birth control are middle-aged white men?
I wish what I said in my regular discussion sections was as well received and popular as what I say in my online discussion section.
I would have so many friends.
I have to go to the doctor by myself tomorrow. I’ve never done that before. I’ve never even been to the dentist by myself. I’m pretty nervous.
BUT ALSO MAYBE SOMEONE CAN TELL ME WHAT’S GOING ON WITH MY STOMACH.
I probably have an ulcer though. Or a lactose allergy.
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ntierney:
In 1933, renowned author F. Scott Fitzgerald ended a letter to his 11-year-old daughter, Scottie, with a list of things to worry about, not worry about, and simply think about
i like the part about bugs.
Clay and I are so bored that we’re watching breaking dawn part 1.
It’s gonna be a fun night.
Maya Rudolph is hosting SNL. And the sleigh bells are playing. Any one else find that ironic?
Pretty sure my stomach and large intestine are having some kind of ultimate battle, and the only one who’s taking the punches is me.
Either that or I’m lactose intolerant. It seems too early to tell.
It turns out that I was up at 3 am last night. And I forgot to listen to Erik’s radio show.
That feels worse then the 12 hour stomach flu I just conquered.
HONEST TO GOD. this is the best i’ve felt in madison in a really long time. so much renewed fig love. we’re getting a house junior year. it’s been settled. and we’re gonna take a bill cronon class next semester. those guys are the best. i miss hugging beth and trager and matt and hannah and erik and erin and spencer and colin and maddie and bridget. i miss their laughs and...
Erik: There's a fig shaped hole in my heart.
Kalli: Aww buddy, I know.
Feeling super duper out of the loop.
And feeling pretty bad for feeling that way.
But you can’t help what you feel, so just gotta fuck it.
Eventually I’ll get around to asking Erik to go out for coffee or lunch that is unrelated to school. But most likely not. Neither of us is that kind of person.
Thanks Professor Johnson for including the citations for all of the class readings in your syllabus, and then forcing us to create a works cited page of the class readings we used in our paper.
Real cool. Saved me tons of time. I would be willing to bet, however, that about 90% of the class won’t realize this, and then complain tomorrow while handing in their papers that they had to search...
Hannah: I saw that chipotle commercial and I thought of you. Kalli: I know! That pepsi commercial reminded me of you. Hannah: Right?!
This pretty much sums up the relationship I have with my roommate. And it’s great.
Chris Martin can do no wrong.
Bro. You don’t even know. I love Chris Martin more than Justin Vernon or James Vincent McMorrow. Or Usher. Plain and simple.
“Every human body consists of 10 quadrillion cells, but about 100 quadrillion bacterial cells… Bacteria may not build cities or have interesting social lives, but they will be here when the sun explodes. This is their planet, and we are on it only because they allow us to be.”
think about that one for a minute.